I only understood the last bit… We shall never be lovers, none of us.
Oh~ Very good! I could use someone like you in the future…
Being Human is on, going now! I’ll be back on in a few hours!
(( I am great!!! Thanks, youuuuu~? Planning to pull an all mightier tonight to finish all my homework xD ))BITCH. YOU ONLINE? I’VE BEEN WAITING OVER TWO HOURS FOR YOU TO SHOWER AND EAT.
GET YO’ ARSE HERE NOW BEFORE I CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD AND GUT YOU OF YOUR INSIDES
…I’m online now… Having only just come out of the shower… Does that count? ]]
(( LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU’VE SPENT PRETTY MUCH FOUR HOURS IN THE SHOWER?
BBY YOU SUCH A PRUNE <3 ))
WELL… NO… I WAS DOING OTHER STUFF… LIKE YOU KNOW POKEMON AND TV…
I got sidetracked and then it was dinner and then Dancing on Ice and then I had a shower~
So… Yeah? ]]
(( Ah, I see xD well, helllllooo~ ))
[[ HELLOOOOO~ And how are you today? ]]
(( Ah, I see xD well, helllllooo~ ))BITCH. YOU ONLINE? I’VE BEEN WAITING OVER TWO HOURS FOR YOU TO SHOWER AND EAT.
GET YO’ ARSE HERE NOW BEFORE I CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD AND GUT YOU OF YOUR INSIDES
…I’m online now… Having only just come out of the shower… Does that count? ]]
(( LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU’VE SPENT PRETTY MUCH FOUR HOURS IN THE SHOWER?
BBY YOU SUCH A PRUNE <3 ))
WELL… NO… I WAS DOING OTHER STUFF… LIKE YOU KNOW POKEMON AND TV…
I got sidetracked and then it was dinner and then Dancing on Ice and then I had a shower~
So… Yeah? ]]
Whatever you say, Muggle.
BITCH. YOU ONLINE? I’VE BEEN WAITING OVER TWO HOURS FOR YOU TO SHOWER AND EAT.
GET YO’ ARSE HERE NOW BEFORE I CHOP OFF YOUR HEAD AND GUT YOU OF YOUR INSIDES
…I’m online now… Having only just come out of the shower… Does that count? ]]
(( LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU’VE SPENT PRETTY MUCH FOUR HOURS IN THE SHOWER?
BBY YOU SUCH A PRUNE <3 ))
*He nods, slipping his hands into his pockets* Yes, she is. Surprisingly, it seems. She was talking about clocks and butterflies. What’ve you given her to make her so ditzy? And where might I be able to acquire it?
Apart from the hair colour, yes. I just hope you’re not as ordinary as him.
Oh, that. I tore away her ability to process and suppress emotions. She’s holding up quite well, all things considered.
Ohhh~ I like that- That’s very impressive. How’d you do it?
harmonizedenchantress started following you
Another one?
Jim Moriarty at your service.
Afraid so Mr Moriarty.
The names Loretta Nox, but you can just call me Nox.
Just Jim’ll do fine, thank you, Nox.
I’m sure it’s some form of pleasure to meet you.
It’s a pleasure to meet you to Jim.
How’re you?
I’m fine thanks.
Yourself?
I’m pretty bored, to be honest. Nothing good ever happened when I’m bored… I tend to start setting fire to things *She grimaces and looks down*
Can’t say I’ve never experienced that before. Destroying things is fun, continue doing it.
Guess you could say that. She’s got auburn-ish hair, stupid face, is in love with Sherlock Holmes.
Must say, it’s certainly a wonder to meet someone who is almost a spitting image of Sherlock.
That would be her. She’s talking about me? Interesting. I didn’t think she’d be so coherent.
Gosh, I’m blushing now. Do you really think we look alike?
*He nods, slipping his hands into his pockets* Yes, she is. Surprisingly, it seems. She was talking about clocks and butterflies. What’ve you given here to make her so ditzy? And where might I be able to acquire it?
Apart from the hair colour, yes. I just hope you’re not as ordinary as him.
Well, ‘Pure blood’, our song would be Shut your eyes by Snow Patrol.
Of course you don’t. You’re an uncivilized Muggle.
Mmm, no.
I just don’t like birds.
They’re peasant creatures.
Listen here, Muggle. Because we’re Pureblood, and you’re a Muggle, we’re superior to you. *They take out their wands* Avis! *A bunch of birds come out of their wands* Can you do that, Muggle?
I don’t like birds.
harmonizedenchantress started following you
Another one?
Jim Moriarty at your service.
Afraid so Mr Moriarty.
The names Loretta Nox, but you can just call me Nox.
Just Jim’ll do fine, thank you, Nox.
I’m sure it’s some form of pleasure to meet you.
It’s a pleasure to meet you to Jim.
How’re you?
I’m fine thanks.
Yourself?
thecumbermaster started following you
Oh!
You must be the one dear Molly was bumbling on about.
Oh, hey Jim.
Wait, wait. Molly’s the one with the [he waves a hand] oh, what’s it. The one that you want to punch.
Guess you could say that. She’s got auburn-ish hair, stupid face, is in love with Sherlock Holmes.
Must say, it’s certainly a wonder to meet someone who is almost a spitting image of Sherlock.
Good for you.
